$ 20.95
This badass shirt - which portrays a stark and brutal truth - is not to be worn by hippies, sissies, or any male who prefers to drive a mini-van. See, here's the thing. People don't really give a shit that little Johnny is an honor student. Nobody cares about your stick figure family!
And why put that on your vehicle anyway? Never heard of PERSEC?
C'mon people! There's a reason that gunner in the up-armored Humvee is chasing you.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Not intended for people who still think s red dot sight is a bad idea.
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Looks great under any of the best plate carrier options out there (or for that matter the worst ones)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Not MOLLE compatible
• Side-seamed
Size guide
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 86 |
Width (cm) | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 |
Category: Stick Figure Family
Type: Unknown Type
$ 18.00
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