That moment when the reliable brute of rifles becomes an ally of Freedom...
We have prepared a most excellent Freedom AK design for you. The ubiquitous Kalashnikov, once the preferred weapon of our enemy, is now (rightfully) a popular long gun here in the United States.
Much like some of our older friends and His Hirsute Excellency, the much-admired Ron Jeremy, this particular design is brutally simple, inelegant, and certain to get a round out under almost any conditions.
We're confident Mikhail Timofeyevich would have loved this shirt. He'd have been like,
And we'd have been like,
This one isn't all tricked out (we'll get to that) but it does have everything needed for the:
• precise targeting of judicious Freedom
• control of Freedom delivery
• the care and feeding of Freedom
• the comfortable application of freedom
and many more features.
Specs of the Freedom AK Tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Designed in collaboration with Marion Cobretti
• Acts as an aphrodisiac in former Soviet republics
• Illegal in Brasskeria and Romanovia
• Not subject to ITAR