This is an homage to George Washington, the first of many great American badasses. He crossed the Delaware on the back of a T-Rex, routed the British and Hessians while dual-wielding custom 1911s, and went on to be our first President.
Tactical George Washington stands eternal
His ghost still stand vigil over the original copy of the Declaration of Independence, ya know? What kind of sissy wouldn't want to wear a shirt like this?
George Washington crossing the Delaware meme
There are several different versions of this kinda thing out there - ours is our favorite, though. What a shock!
And hey, we also have this available in the following: Hoodies & Long Sleeves.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Side-seamed
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