Chesty Puller, Douglas MacArthur, George Patton... Do we need to go on?
"The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected." William Makepeace Thackeray
Then there's guys like Albert Einstein, Albert King, Hugh Hefner...
Wear this - it's guaranteed to make you look dignified, increase your gravitas level by a factor of at least 10, and give you much better taste in hats.
• Long sleeves
• Cuffed hands
• Durable ribbed neckband
• Double stitched
• Made in the USA