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Somebody has to deliver freedom to faraway lands. Someone has to protect America from local, sometimes home-grown concentrations of hatred and villainy. That's a job that can leave bloody footprints -- and it is very often done best by men with beards.
Unlike the original Men With Beards shirt, this version was never worked on by Hephaestus, nor was chobham armor thread infused with minotaur semen used at the seams or collar. It was designed with input from both Agurzil and Hadúr, however, and the first time Durga (दुर्गा) saw it, her panties dropped. True story.
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This shirt is printed on a Unisex Basic Softstyle T-Shirt (Gildan 64000).
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Type: Unknown Type
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