A beard is a powerful and sacred thing. With a great beard comes great responsibility. Sometimes that responsibility includes crossing geographic and political boundaries to give some asshole a dirt nap.
Here's to all of you with chin ghillies and face kevlar. Truly you are bushy faced harbingers of freedom.
Somebody has to deliver freedom to faraway lands. Someone has to protect America from local, sometimes home-grown concentrations of hatred and villainy. That's a job that can leave bloody footprints...
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