Brass burns - she's gonna get 'em!
Not that we're protesting, mind you. Hell, we'll pitch in on the aloe and antibiotic ointment - though unlike some of the piteous and wretched creatures who comment on her photos, we're not going to be creepy and offer to apply either.
Seriously, some of you need to get out more.
This is Marina Bilouss (@marina.bilouss). Originally from Ukraine, she's now a model in Colorado.
In addition to her obvious other qualities, she apparently likes to camp and fish. We think that's a Good Thing.
Interestingly, she's a former figure skater who later earned a degree in Criminal Justice. She's also apparently a most excellent artist...
...who doesn't appear to take herself too seriously.
You can connect with Marina on Instagram at @marina.bilouss.
Now that you've enjoyed that little pictorial we assembled for you, how about go check out our tactical Viking shirt - the Anachrobellum 'Til Valhall! design.