There have been who held the position of Hand of the King over the years, from Orys Baratheon to Mace Tyrell. But out of all of them, none except for maybe Tyrion Lannister would have had the good taste to wear this version of the Hand emblem (and even then only in the earlier days of his career).
That's right - it's the MEATGAZER version of the Hand's official sigil. And it's available now in the House Morningwood Collection on Mad Duo Co. If you don't know what this gesture means, then this shirt isn't for you.
The new designs include:
●Ladies (+ladyboy hipster) full front in hammered bronze or beaten silver will be here shortly.
● "Tall Boyz" broach style front version for you big, biscuit-eatin' fuckers.
● Men's (unisex) broach-style front in both metals will be here in a couple days.
●Ladies (+sissyboy) broach-style front in both metals will be on the site this week.
As always, all those sworn to House Morningwood save 💰 on purchases from Mad Duo Co.