The Hand of the King: MEATGAZER Edition

September 21, 2018

The Hand of the King: MEATGAZER Edition

Meatgazer! It's our take on the Hand of the King emblem is the latest in the ever-expanding House Morningwood Collection

There have been who held the position of Hand of the King over the years, from Orys Baratheon to Mace Tyrell. But out of all of them, none except for maybe Tyrion Lannister would have had the good taste to wear this version of the Hand emblem (and even then only in the earlier days of his career). 

That's right - it's the MEATGAZER version of the Hand's official sigil. And it's available now in the House Morningwood Collection on Mad Duo Co. If you don't know what this gesture means, then this shirt isn't for you. 

This would be pretty much perfect for Tyrion Lannister as Hand, at least in the earlier days of his career; The Hand of the King, Meatgazer edition - it lacks the gravitas of the Game of Thrones King's Hand, but we like it.

The new designs include:

● Men's (unisex) full front in hammered bronze or beaten silver (*snicker*)

●Ladies (+ladyboy hipster) full front in hammered bronze or beaten silver will be here shortly.

● "Tall Boyz" broach style front version for you big, biscuit-eatin' fuckers.

● Men's (unisex) broach-style front in both metals will be here in a couple days.

●Ladies (+sissyboy) broach-style front in both metals will be on the site this week.

As always, all those sworn to House Morningwood save 💰 on purchases from  Mad Duo Co. 

The Hand of the King, Meatgazer edition - it lacks the gravitas of the Game of Thrones King's Hand, but we like it.

The Hand of the King, Meatgazer edition - it lacks the gravitas of the Game of Thrones King's Hand, but we like it...pretty sure Tyrion Lannister would wear it as the Queen's Hand if he could get away with it.

Lots more to follow. Be sure to check out our House Morningwood IWB Eidolon holster and all the various Tactical Tyrion designs





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