CAGs Become FAGs: the Old Man Operator

November 20, 2017

CAGs Become FAGs: the Old Man Operator

Current Action Guys become Former Action Guys. It's just a fact of life. Your body takes a beating in this kind of life, and you ultimately begin to slow down a bit. Sometimes you're okay with walking to a fight instead of running into it, if walking makes more sense.

You might be going grey, with more wrinkles now than scars, but you still have: 

Sufficient Speed. Acceptable Drag. 

 Note sure if this shirt suits you? Take this quiz: 

●Does it look like the current door-kicking you might have eaten the earliest version of door-kicking you? 

●Do the men and women around you look like they should be waiting on a school bus instead of jocking up to Do Work?

●Are you tired of hitting an endless succession of mud huts full of bearded pedophiles in man-dresses?

●Do you grow weary of running down fleeing gangbangers or kicking in doors at meth-houses?

●As much fun as it is, do you sometimes regret that foot pursuit after you catch the fuckwit who bailed out of the car you were chasing? 

●Do you think wistfully the halcyon days before stupid ROEs when you could just hand out dirt naps where they were deserved?

If you answered any of these questions with a yes, you may well be an 

Old Man Operator

In that case, this shirt is for you. Buy on here on the Old Operator page in the the store.

And remember the adage:

Beware an old man in a profession where many die young. 

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